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Shy Strippers or Way Too High: Denver Donkos and Jacksonville Pussies Smokin’ Crack and Thinkin’ They Playin’ Fantasy Football at the 2010 NFL Draft

Friday, April 23rd, 2010

I didn’t even sit there astounded. See I saw this My Way or The Highway Cat developin’. You barely older than the grown men you coachin’ and you shippin’ em out no sooner than you get there?

Laugh if you want to but it ain't gonna take much time at all until the idiots who are impowering little Hitler Josh McDaniels to destroy this team realize they are worthy of the new club name. The Denver Donkos.

AND yo’ furst name is Josh?! I wouldn’t be surprised if they find him in a smoke filled room wit’ a hooker named Mami-(that’s mommie said real fast and usually preceded by a Mira as in Meeda in Spanish not mommie as in mommy for you fools out there.) For the record he’ll totally destroy the Mules with this flame out before he’s done. David Carr, Tim Tebow type QB and it’s a wrap. See he’s got a system that’s betta than the player and…No Lil Hitler you didn’t get the memo, the Pats are sinkin’ and wit’ out the film cause they can’t steal signs and info any more they’re not really elite.  Hell officially they are chasin’ the Jets and Miami slid right by them as Chad Big Arm Henne develops. Look at who Belichek and company drafted. Pure talent burner of a corner.  No my friend talent, desire and luck rule this league. Coaching is along for the ride at a 75-25% split. And for the record again what’s 75% of Ole Weak arm’s 25% of an NFL quarterback’s velocity? 8 games out of first place and Da Rayders laughing at you under their heel. Wow. You’re an idiot. What’s worse you gave up a 2,3,and a 4 to show the world you are. Jes in case they missed it. Not quite Ricky Williams type shiii, but damn close. Only Ricky was a baller.

Lord can you see that I’m in a good mood this morning? I mean I can’t stop laughing at what the Mules did in droppin’ large change for Ole Dead Arm Teabow. And for the record fuck yo’ system,  this Cat Teabow is a Shy Stripper. Just ain’t never gonna work.

Denver fans must be madder than a black man in conflict with lil hitler for gettin' this poor excuse for an NFL quarterback.

Newsflash: This fool is not throwing bullets past Nnamdi Asomugha and only a fool would think he ever could.  Riddle me this out of your fucking mind Riddler(I’ve decided you’ve got to be because tryin’ to unnerstand why you’d give up a 2,3, AND a muthafuckin’ 4 is blowin’ my damn mind) how in the hell do you draft a man who has a weak arm and ain’t balled in the cold weather? WTF!!!! And riddle me this would any NFL team draft a black QB with an inability to throw? Hell the NFL has a track record of failing to draft black Qbs who can throw, let alone those who can’t. Shure there’s no racism in the NFL and you just doin’ your job…

You runnin’ The Mules. Man that was a real draft, not Fantasy on NFL.com. You do realize you don’t get a chance to call up Goodell and say the Bills was crossin’ they fingers. They tricked me into pickin’ him, right? And as for the Bills Football history will remember them as  Genius or lucky ass fools if they were really interested in Weak Ass Armed Teabow.  Cause behind you they drafted straight heat while you got well….

A florida quaterback (high school and college) with a weak arm who ain’t never ball out in the cold…. I know you think you can make anybody do every thing you want as an NFL QB but repeat after me…If I can’t cheat(Patriot Fake-dynasty) then……

I repeat, say it after me. Players win championships, coaches just help them. And if the player’s a shy stripper….

IT JUST AIN’T NEVER GONNA WORK.

(Thank you Nellie, for all you non rap fans who needed to know the cat who did that in a set,)

I jes can’t help but wonder how high you was last night.  Put me down for this one son, it’s my vast wealth of knowledge that My way or the highway type Cats, that whole me against the world Cats usually wind up on the highway their damn selves.

Yeah, yeah you cut off your QB. Now you cut off your WR. Errr Uh, have you noticed that your Mules have been losing a lot lately? Crack is a helluva drug. I know. I know.

And the Pussy Cats know it too. How high were they if they were sittin’ there at 10 and took Ole Karate Chop AluAlu? For the record the Karate Chop won’t work in the League. Watch him pushed out of frame every down. He’ll fit right in with that sad DLine. Sure wit’ some well placed advice I could fix it, but they ain’t a source of income, the Pussy Cats are only a source of laughter. Once again they drafted a cat WAY TOO HIGH (you gotta bold it for an affect, to get past the smoke blast at the door when it opens to the pussy lair. Na Meen?) I ain’t sayin’ he a shy stripper, but Ole Karate Chop is gonna get’ dominated way too often to be number 10.  High motor, low athleticism is a day two or three type cat and the end of both if you know what you watchin’.  Ask the Rams about draftin’ like that. They still waitin’ on Mr. Long to do something at End. I mean if you wanted him in the first. Trade down. He’d would have been there. If not maybe you would have shocked yourself and drafted someone worthy of the pick. Ole Karate Chop at 10?! Did Lil Hitler pass you the Crack Pipe while he was cookin’ the scheme to draft his shy stripper or did you go out and get your own. And for the record Karate Chop will make some plays but lord you passed up some incredible talent…for a second rounder at best. Well he’ll fit in with your #7 bust Eugene I can’t stop a car wit’ my foot on the brake Monroe and that DB you drafted in the second you probably coulda got in the 7th last year. Over drafting and passing on talent. Failed drafts. Must be the Pussy Cats passin’ round the pipe between a lil’ Pussy mating ritual. Some things don’t change. Ya’ll do know this was real and you can’t call up Goodell and say you was too busy gettin’ topped off to notice you wrote name, that it wasn’t Madden you was playin’?

Here is the Jacksonville Pussy Cats new mascot, formly the Jacksonville Jaguars.

And for the record Mules and Pussies, that laughter ain’t jes me you hear, it’s the rest of the league. Oh except Mayock who luvs Ole Karate Chop and Weak Ass Armed Teabo.

And I can’t stop laughin!!!

For the record, the Pussy Cat regime decided to go in another direction and jes run with the comedy they created at 10 by draftin' Ole Karate Chop AluAlu

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Tim The Great White Hype Teabo and The Way of The Pussy Cats…My Last Word

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

Tim Tebow is too slow to run the ball out of the NFL Backfield in the the NFL and his ball lacks accuracy and zip. So why is he the NFL's darling for Quarterback?

Word is the Great White Hype had a good work out in front of 75 people from the NFL at Florida’s pro day. I’m watchin’ Path to the draft and every body’s  talking about how incredible it is that he’s improved his stroke and got a compact delivery. What I saw was a weak ball and a twisting torso. Dan Marino he ain’t. Hell Mike Vick he definitely ain’t. Hell when the pads and pain comes he’s runnin’ for his life and or throwing duds and interceptions in the October winds, I’ll be laughing my ass off and remember all this bull shiiii I’m seein’ yall talkin’ about how good he’s gettin’.

And about that bull shiii yall talkin’ about this new delivery in a short time since the senior bowl….Great. All you people keep hypin’ the great white hype– all the intangibles–Last I checked intangibles didn’t throw lasers past Tracy Porter, by the way.  But that shii doesn’t seem to matter when you a weak armed white quarterback, apparently. Now I can’t wait to watch Teabo on and NFL field after The Pussy Cats draft him with the 10th pick–and of course they will, it’s the Pussy Cat way. And you know why I say that if you’ve been following these posts.

Bottom line, if Teabo were a black QB with the same stats at Florida he probably wouldn’t have won the Heisman and scouts would not have let him work out at QB at the Indy combine and the NFL certainly would not have shown up in droves today to watch his weak ass ball fluttering through the barely moving air of a Florida day.

Now Top Line and my last word. Please draft this weak assssssss baller.  And make him a QB. Keep me laughin. I like to laugh. And Pussy Cats please trade up and take ‘em.  It’s probably a foolish thing to do to trade up in the first round to take a fifth to seventh rounder. But hell it’s the Pussy Cat way. (As an aside everybody who thinks Teabo will slide out of the first round and be a lonely figure on t.v. in NY on the NFL network draft day don’t know the Pussy Cat way.)

Pussy Cats you drafted a 7th round tackle performer in the the top 10. Now only you would draft a free agent performing QB in the first round in the top 10. And the good part, no the great part is you think I’m out my mind. A poor, bitter, confused man. Obviously. But here’s the thing, I ain’t drinkin’ the cool aid. I ain’t down wit’ the Jaguar matin’ ritual. I was right about Monroe. I’m right about Teabo.

Don’t believe me. Hell I shouldn’t say a damn word. You might stop acting like Pussy Cats and start listening to me which would be a shame cause I love the way of The Pussy Cats. It keeps me laughing

The Jaguars are planning to entertain the NFL front offices after round one as a finale to their comedy show at #10

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Mike Mayock, Tim Teabo, David Gerrad, and The Pussy Cats: Looking to collect busts because it’s the pussy thing to do.

Friday, March 12th, 2010

A crying Tim Tebow has shown he has the ability to cry while in uniform. A skill he'll need next year if losing makes him cry

Mayock, I’ve said this before but it bears repeating…I don’t know how in de hell your arguably greatest player in college football history is your fourth or fifth ranked QB, but ok. And how in de hell does the greatest ever suddenly become in your words, a project as a professional as you’ve recently started saying? Wow what a slippery slope. Just admit he sucks and let it go…The more you admit that was pure bullshit you was sproutin’ the more you undermine your own credibility. I think unbiased analysis of Tim Teabo as a player would demonstrate that he’s no where near the greatest.If a QB ever made a career off the Black Beast receiver run after the catch and superior explosion–Percy Harvin-etc he’s it. Short pass big But there’s further talk the Pussy Cats want him to sell seats….

I love how all the rules are thrown out for race (Mayock) and Money (Weaver-). They’re all saying and Mayock has said it and presumably the Jags are on board, albeit for their own reasons: “he’s not the best QB. He’s a leader of men. He’ll be the first guy in the building. He has all the intangibles.” The owner of the Jags called Teabo and extraordinary young man and an extraordinary athlete who will do well in the NFL.

Athlete? What about Jarrett of WVU who ran a 4.5 at the same combine? And Jarrett has an arm and release all the great White Hypers wish Teabo had. No one ever called him an ATHLETE with the special voice they reserve for the reverence. What about all the great Meac and all Historically Black Colleges and University quarterbacks whom the NFL scouts never give a chance though their arm is better, accuracy is better and they’re faster and more agile. Believe me there have been many! But the NFL always claimed they fell short of the howitzer arm, except now that it’s a white male they don’t believe that’s necessary. See where I’m going here? What are we hearing about Joe Webb?  What happened to him after a wonderful career college career only to be made to play receiver is clearly racism when considered side by side with the case of weak armed inaccurate Great White Hype Teabo. And the only thing great about him is his inaccuracy. But we hear more Teabo noise than Tiger Woods noise and that truly is saying something. Weaver’s screaming about Teabo even as the coach throws his current QB under the bus to save his own ass….

And sadly Little Davey’s buying this scapegoat shit. Sprouting this scapegoat speak like it springs from him. Del Rio was right I wasn’t elite.…How bout sayin’ the offense line played like shit. We paid the wealth of nations to a cat who couldn’t block. And drafted short arms who couldn’t reach block a cat running right at him. The receivers couldn’t get separation while I was running for my life almost every possession. Let’s tell the truth for once instead of this Pussy Cat mating ritual.

Lets switch this up. I say…Good. Let’s ignore all The Black Beasts worthy of that slot and draft him. Call him a QB and sit him on the bench. Or play him all over the field and watch him slowly be a football player. Emphasis on slowly. Lets watch how bad he is. And the funny thing is he’ll be a bad football player on a worse team when he joins the Pussy Cats.

Great. Just what The Pussy Cats do. While every other team looks to collect busts in Canton, ya’ll collectin’ draft busts in Florida. I look forward to seeing it. It would be no fun if Teabo were the free agent he should be and fighting to make the team. It’s gonna be more fun watching this fake icon and poor QB pilloried in the press when he fails miserably as an NFL QB. I don’t mind telling you that because hell you’ll never listen to me. I’ll love watching you fools replace Little Davey with him after you’ve blamed Davey but can’t draft OLine help which actually helps….But watch you’ll blame the OLine when Tim Great White Hope but weak armed Teabo can’t succeed.

It’s the Pussy thing to do.

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Mike Mayock: The NFL Networks Great White Hyper of Great White Hype Part 2: Tim Tebow, Joe Webb, and the 2010 Senior Bowl; Racism on Display

Saturday, February 13th, 2010

Joe Webb black record setting QB forced to play reciever at the 2010 Senior Bowl while we were force fed the Great White Hype Tim Tebow

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You can fin these pics all over but you'll never ever hear he should play in lesser leagues to prove it, which he should.

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Jerome Harrison and Josh Cribbs Hawk Black Beasts of the Week

Saturday, December 26th, 2009

It is rare that one game contains two Titanic efforts such that two hawks can be seen flying above the competition. Think about it, Smokin’ Joe and Ali, Russell and Wilt. How many incredible tandem efforts have been seen in sport history? Rare. And rare only because it takes the touch of the creator to deliver one such effort, the will of humanity can be so great that it takes enormous providence to bless us with so much more. And twice that blessing?

Miraculous
In every sense of the word.

Stunned I watched play after play of Harrison rushing the ball. I could see it coming last week. His burst was elite. Unheard of, rarely seen. I knew a defense playing poorly would have an incredibly difficult day against him from the moment I saw him. You see their is speed and there is acceleration. Even in the NFL. Tired legs, physical peaking, all of that matters. And James Harrison was running as if every one else was standing still from the moment I saw him.

A truly elite speed. He looked quicker by tenths of a second than Chris Johnson. No easy feat.

And it was that speed and that intensity on display against the hapless Chiefs. 34 for 286 yards. Three TDs. The third highest total in the history of the league.

That’s an accomplishment. Period. On a team like the Browns that’s a multi year multimillion dollar job security performance. I’d be on the phone now. And this is what makes his performance so special here at the Black Beast, You see by serendipity, the Gods of injury have given your team your leader, your Hawk. The player who will set your teams intensity, inspire others to win, will them to greatness and shown that draft boards and the NFL do not make Ballas, but rather heart, will, desire and skill. And none of that in equal measure. And a Hawk may be found any where. Canada. Europe. BLACK COLLEGES, It does not matter, the NFL’s elitism not withstanding.

No need to worry about quality about performance despite his unheralded status Mr. Holmgrem this man is a Black Beast who performed as a Hawk and who could be Hawk of the year with that performance, which I watched twice.

All of this said, it makes the feat of his Hawk mate that much more fantastic. Over and over again I watched this man run these kicks back. I absolutely love this spin move because I teach it as a staple in Hawk, the martial art form I teach to football players. It is worth noting again that it is not that he did it which is remarkable since there have been two other players who’ve done two kick returns this year for TDs, but rather that he did it on a day when his team mate passed the great Jim Brown and a host of hall of famers for rushing yards in a game. Usually a team watches one flaming Hawk set the intensity and tempo of a game. But here, because this man is a true Black Beast Hawk receiving his second Black Beast of the week award for a performance on the day that his team mate absolutely decimated the opposition, this is so rare it must be acknowledged on the same level. But rather than so many words we will let the video speak..

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Michael Vick: A Very Special Black Beast of the NFL Week 13, the Favored Son of the Gods

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

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It is God’s will which is sufficient in all things….

Let us celebrate Michael Vick the man and the player this day….

(As an aside, and you know if you read me there is always an aside…I still get hate mail comments for my analysis of that whole situation22,000 hits and that blog is still active with readers constantly hitting it.–I’ll say it again how can a carnivore world get mad over dog fighting, even dog destruction.(dogs can not be murdered only a human being.) The gambling should be the only issue and I truly believe that the pseudo anger over his “evil” dog fighting was little more than thinly veiled racism. Period. White male does this and the dogs are a back story to the gambling…)

That said…

Espn did a wonderful tribute to/Interview after the game with Vick

I feel nothing but love for the man. What must it feel like to be redeemed? To be a nation’s pariah and be given the proverbial second chance and not only succeed but shine. Only this time with humility, understanding there but for the grace of God….

All his detractors and enemies must not pass up this opportunity, and what an opportunity it is. Opportunity, you ask? Yes opportunity to purge their hearts of all of their thinly veiled racism, forgive this man and walk new in the world with out their racism filled consciousness. What a wonderful life it could be that awaits. Truly forgiveness is one of only two doorways to the Divine. Giving is the other.

And clearly forgiveness is in order. Only God and none but God grants such success under such conditions, after enduring the hate and ill wishes of so many, for so long. Your little hate filled heart does not decide the love and success of others in this world, foolish people. God does. And so you should bow. What’s more you must; for this Black Beast is and will be very, very, very successful. The favored son of the Gods once again. His giving to the community, his giving to those less fortunate, his humility will be what sustains him and protects him from your ill wishes. No matter your will.

It is God’s Will is sufficient and the ruler of all things.

These were my thoughts as I watched the high tight spiral…

Not your hate, if you have any.

He is a man redeemed, I thought as I watched Starship 7 jet around end as he once did in red and white…

He had lost every thing literally…

Except us; for African Americans never left him. He was one of us and the vast overwhelming majority of us understood the racism….

Your will can not stop him, Ron Jaworski, you who are only a representative of White America. I thought as he threw for one touchdown and ran for another…

The Black Beast has returned. I said softly, watching with an incredible satisfaction. You see I understood Vick.

And with understanding of every thing in your heart, I ask you to forgive, to grasp this opportunity and along with it your humanity and express your divinity in doing so. Let go and love, walking in the light with the favored son of the Gods….and as you do celebrate not his past but your own strength in finding love, realizing your own failings, being filled with the courage to face yourself in your hate/love affair struggling against the heavens…

For God’s will is sufficient and the ruler of all things, not your own; and The Black Beast, Starship 7 has returned…

This time with a humility which cracks his voice, with a vision unclouded, with love for all. Let us all be so blessed after such a public fall…

And Rise.

My dear God what a rise from the fall for Micheal Vick, the very special Black Beast of NFL Week 13. Two touch downs, one running, one throwing, a long bomb which rolled off his fingers so effortlessly to the hand of God into the deft fingers of the receiver, in limited action. My God what a rise in those legs, in that ball. The accuracy. The blessings of God…

Amen.

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