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Minny, Tennesse, and Denver. Or Tenee, Mineee, and stupid ass Moe.

Welcome to the first black beast post of the 2011 football season. Been on a forced vacation from bloggin’ bout the NFL but I though it was time with camps startin’ up all over the country. Figured a tour with a theme was in order since all the other media sites do one. Mine is level of WTF?!

Minny Rookie Joe Webb after Coaches got a look at him in camp. What the college records and accuracy rating wasn't enough?

This was Webb before Minny coaches realized he could play QB

Let’s start WTF? Are you serious, they got it right?!!! An NFL team drafted a black cat to play receiver who played QB in college and then realized that his accolades, records were all earned. Wow. You mean the brothers actually a QB? Enormous kudos to the Minny coaching staff for facing their own racism and the decades of automatic black QB to receiver perceptions to see the truth. And before anybody gets outta hand, only way this wasn’t racist if they had drafted him as a QB in the first place.  But more on this later.

Now on to WTF?! You gotta be sheetin’ me. He did what?! I’m tallkin’ bout m’ boy and one of my fav. ballers who I said would be incredible CJ in Tennesse.  World was he was gonna hold out till he got big money/long term. Great I said. It’s a leverage league and he wasn’t gonna be more powerful. He caved for a short term1.5 mill raise. And ordinarily I stay outta a ballers business. Cause it is a business and we must respect others’ choices. But really? Are you sheetin’ me? You ain’t save no hold out money?!! Cavin’ for that. Just read where CJ said you don’t see Cats gettin’ new deals after two years carryin’ the teams line. Well ya know what CJ only about 2 people break that record every twenty years or so. Or two per generation of running back. Now he’s talkin’ record year for record contract. I respect you Brah but was Master P involved in the negotiations? I mean WTF?!!!

Baby it's gotta be the grill....that broke that hold out.

And now from the BP of the NFL as I scream how in three hells!!!! Denver gives Lame Duck thrower Tea-bow a Brinks truck fulla guarenteed money. They think he’s their starter at QB of the future. Only a white man would get that money with his skills. Racist analysis? No. Name a black man who got that type of money in any century who didn’t at the very least demonstrate that he had the skill set to do it in the pros. And with out a doubt Tea-bow had the most questionable first round QB mechanics in the modern era. But he got paid like he was throwin’ lasers. Yea I’ve read all the hype comin’ outta Denver from the players…The most competitive, etc. But every body knows trainin’ ain’t live. And these cats ain’t gonna screw up their jobs in the organization by bad mouthin’ the first round draft choice….

I wish a black man could get those numbers wit' so little skill we'd really be in a post racial America. With this move Denver officially became the 2010 BP of the NFL

WTF! Maximum value of 33 mill. a 2.5. mill signing bonus? For this piece a….wow. I wish a black man could get those numbers wit’ so little skill we’d really be in a post racial America and I wouldn’t doubt brothers would stop being shot like sick horses by cops. This is what makes Joe Webb’s selection as a receiver so racist. Despite all his achievements in college throwing that lame bull shit to incredible talent, he got drafted as a QB, even after he showed an incredible weak arm. And meanwhile coaches and scouts wouldn’t even let Joe Webb throw at scouting events!!

But the universe is sometimes fair…Mark my words that ball will look like green BP oil floating above the stadium a mile high. Every time he throws that duck into autumn/winter winds in Denver and we watch the corner take off for the opposing goal line everybody will remember a wasted draft choice and money flushed. Denver get ready for the BP blow back, NFL style….

Lord will this be funny.

Welcome to the 2010 NFL season. Black Beast style.