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From The BP of the NFL to a class organization, and a famous grill: A tale of three cities or Gettin’ it right, gettin’ it wrong and gettin’ it very wrong.

Sunday, August 8th, 2010
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Minny, Tennesse, and Denver. Or Tenee, Mineee, and stupid ass Moe.

Welcome to the first black beast post of the 2011 football season. Been on a forced vacation from bloggin’ bout the NFL but I though it was time with camps startin’ up all over the country. Figured a tour with a theme was in order since all the other media sites do one. Mine is level of WTF?!

Minny Rookie Joe Webb after Coaches got a look at him in camp. What the college records and accuracy rating wasn't enough?

This was Webb before Minny coaches realized he could play QB

Let’s start WTF? Are you serious, they got it right?!!! An NFL team drafted a black cat to play receiver who played QB in college and then realized that his accolades, records were all earned. Wow. You mean the brothers actually a QB? Enormous kudos to the Minny coaching staff for facing their own racism and the decades of automatic black QB to receiver perceptions to see the truth. And before anybody gets outta hand, only way this wasn’t racist if they had drafted him as a QB in the first place.  But more on this later.

Now on to WTF?! You gotta be sheetin’ me. He did what?! I’m tallkin’ bout m’ boy and one of my fav. ballers who I said would be incredible CJ in Tennesse.  World was he was gonna hold out till he got big money/long term. Great I said. It’s a leverage league and he wasn’t gonna be more powerful. He caved for a short term1.5 mill raise. And ordinarily I stay outta a ballers business. Cause it is a business and we must respect others’ choices. But really? Are you sheetin’ me? You ain’t save no hold out money?!! Cavin’ for that. Just read where CJ said you don’t see Cats gettin’ new deals after two years carryin’ the teams line. Well ya know what CJ only about 2 people break that record every twenty years or so. Or two per generation of running back. Now he’s talkin’ record year for record contract. I respect you Brah but was Master P involved in the negotiations? I mean WTF?!!!

Baby it's gotta be the grill....that broke that hold out.

And now from the BP of the NFL as I scream how in three hells!!!! Denver gives Lame Duck thrower Tea-bow a Brinks truck fulla guarenteed money. They think he’s their starter at QB of the future. Only a white man would get that money with his skills. Racist analysis? No. Name a black man who got that type of money in any century who didn’t at the very least demonstrate that he had the skill set to do it in the pros. And with out a doubt Tea-bow had the most questionable first round QB mechanics in the modern era. But he got paid like he was throwin’ lasers. Yea I’ve read all the hype comin’ outta Denver from the players…The most competitive, etc. But every body knows trainin’ ain’t live. And these cats ain’t gonna screw up their jobs in the organization by bad mouthin’ the first round draft choice….

I wish a black man could get those numbers wit' so little skill we'd really be in a post racial America. With this move Denver officially became the 2010 BP of the NFL

WTF! Maximum value of 33 mill. a 2.5. mill signing bonus? For this piece a….wow. I wish a black man could get those numbers wit’ so little skill we’d really be in a post racial America and I wouldn’t doubt brothers would stop being shot like sick horses by cops. This is what makes Joe Webb’s selection as a receiver so racist. Despite all his achievements in college throwing that lame bull shit to incredible talent, he got drafted as a QB, even after he showed an incredible weak arm. And meanwhile coaches and scouts wouldn’t even let Joe Webb throw at scouting events!!

But the universe is sometimes fair…Mark my words that ball will look like green BP oil floating above the stadium a mile high. Every time he throws that duck into autumn/winter winds in Denver and we watch the corner take off for the opposing goal line everybody will remember a wasted draft choice and money flushed. Denver get ready for the BP blow back, NFL style….

Lord will this be funny.

Welcome to the 2010 NFL season. Black Beast style.

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Hawk Student Brick Johnson Breaks Arena Sack Record

Monday, June 21st, 2010

Sport specific martial art helps athletes master the competition

Brodrick Johnson is the best representation of my internal/external sport specific martial art Hawk . He had 11 sacks, 26 tackles, various QB KOs and several forced fumbles in 5 games from DT and DE in Arena 2 for the FT Wayne  FireHawks. He’s fast. Clocked 1.37 in the 10 yd and 4.59 @ 280 in the 40.(playin’ at 270 now.) He has several highlight reels but if you know what you watchin’ this is probably some of his best. Watch him throw the 1 inch punch(he always wears white sleeves.) Watch his man jump back violently as Brick seems to barely hit him(3rd and 4th play on this reel) Watch him truly flip his man using Aikido, (notice the circular motion he uses with his body and feet as he seems to back up them flip him as he goes past him.

Those of you who know martial art and balance should be impressed. I was and I been a martial artist for thirty years. I am amazed because this is all through meditative instruction. You see Hawk can be so violent Brick can’t use it in practice at 100% we do only partials and discussion, and light movement. His will, work and dedication to the system is wonderful. I am always amazed at what meditation and focus can do. And still more amazed at how external work is such a waste of time. NOT a thousand reps, but few with the spirit united to purpose!!!

But I loose you. This is about a beast named Brick.

Enjoy.

Brodrick Brick Johnson NFL DE DT

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Dez Bryant, Dolphin Owner Steve Ross, Executive Jeff Ireland, and Sports Illustrated Magazine in Ain’t That ‘Bout A beeotch or Is Ya Mama Still A Ho’?

Friday, April 30th, 2010

Dez Bryant just joined Taylor Mays as Black Beast Poster Brothers with this whole is ya mama STILL a ho thing.

So this straight up bitch calls Dez Bryant’s Mama a prostitute by asking is she still a prostitute in his interview. Let me say first off Ain’t that bout a beeotch as we usta say round the way.

Word is Jeff Ireland's just mad that his mama was inta havin' big(the bigger the betta) black studs runnin' through dat gushy

Step back and provide context. Ireland’s an arrogant fool of an NFL exec. who asks the question under pretext of perhaps givin’ Dez Bryant a few million dollars via the NFL draft: Is your mother still a prostitute? Still on Crack? Then I find out that Sports Illustrated comes out and says that Bryant had told it that his own father was a pimp. If it is a lie it’s one of two things. Either someone owes Ireland and the Dolphins or dislikes Bryant or is trying to grab the spotlight. That’s three guess I can’t count but my mama never sold her ass, that I know of(that last part is for all the white men who assume that black women do. And believe me my mama knows these particular kinda beeotches so she don’t mind me usin’ her.) Either way it’s still way out of bounds or simply white. Which in this case is the same thing.

Lord can this get any more stereotypical? White male who had no evidence that Dude’s mama’s a hoe then white mag says same Dude said his daddy was a pimp. Yes. His mother did time and had drug troubles. And yes there are many people who with out regard to race do. But we talkin’ bout this here.  And all evidence suggests that the Dolphins had no evidence that his mother had ever sold her ass. Tha’s right I said it. Time to call a beeotch a beeotch so let’s not be shy. It’s the NFL and we can say what we damn well please right? Ain’t that what white folks is sayin’?

So today, and I waited til today because I wanted to wait for it…….wait for it…..I mean there could be some humanity in white men right? Even in insanely rich and powerful white men or is that white men driven insane by riches and power…..wait for it….

This rich white man said all ya gotta do is apologize and it's all good.

“Jeff Ireland has apologized personally and publicly to Dez Bryant.

“We are going to take a hard look at our interview practices and we will make improvements that will allow us to get the important information we need about players in whom we are making a major investment, but without being insensitive.

“Jeff Ireland is a man of great capability and integrity and he is well deserving of my continued confidence. I consider the matter closed.”

There. Steve Ross finally said it.

And now I can too.

Ain’t that bout a beeotch? Did we really believe that a very rich white man was going to hold a white man whom his organization had made rich responsible and punish him for offending a black man to the highest degree? Did we expect anything other than a flippin’ white wash?

Look here’s the point. I don’t care what the hell kinda job you applyin’ for in any industry, the rules of human decency say some questions are out of bounds and this one in numero uno. Emasculate the black male. Degrade him because he can’t strike back, because he has to submit to the rules of racism. (Every brother in America knows that if you hit a rich white man in an interview you goin’ to jail, even if you were provoked.)

Like Mr. Whitey was ever really gonna do a damn thing to Mr. Whitey?

They will always be allowed to treat Dez Bryant like the Black Beast which they believe he is. And if any one believes these NFL front office white men who are among the most arrogant on the planet for the most part see them these brothers as less than human I submit to you this story in real time. This ain’t slavery. This ain’t the civil rights movement and this, this, this, thing had the audacity to ask that question. This is in real time. And then another civil white male gave us a white wash right out white wash history.

The question I wanna ask has resonated in my spirit since the story first broke. Ain’t that bout a beeotch? And pundits every where are saying well proper context, Ireland had to see if Bryant could keep his head hearing far worse. So can I say it? The only way it’s proper is if Ireland had been wearing spandex, a helmet and pads like Bryant in a game so that Bryant could respond as he sees fit.  I mean bump it, this might just provide the ticket to a sound racial resolution, give Ireland a Dolphin uniform and make him play running back for a series for 16 weeks against the 80% Black starting Defenses in the NFL so they could answer for Mr. Bryant. But it won’t happen.

It won’t happen you see cause this ain’t jes ’bout a beeotch, it’s about at least two beeotches and I gives you a guess who they are and none of them are black.

Actually now I got a second question and its a personal one. So I say its ok and every other black person says its ok so I guess it is.Jeff you still mad ain’t you? Cause ya mama had 50 yards a black meat hung up in her from the time she paid ta have the starters run through her right? And she keep askin’ ta visit the Dolphin Locker room again.

I mean is ya mama still a ho’? Come     on, picture dat shit dere.

Beeotches.

*Author’s note: I would like to apologize specifically to Jeff Ireland and to any white men in general whom I’ve offended in posting this. I will look into my practices going forward and my woman says I’m a man of great integrity and since I’ve apologized to  white men I can move forward and continue my great work. Now if only I had Ireland’s money.

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The Back End: Taylor Mays and Pete Carroll, Josh McDaniels and Tim Tebow In It’s Only Business As Racism Is On Display In The NFL Draft

Saturday, April 24th, 2010

I love you Taylor Mays cause you a Black Beast. And this morning I’m quite sure you understand what that means. And I can say I love you and feel your pain but you gotta remember this and what happened.

Fucked  then. Then fucked again on Thursday night.

It was business to Carroll then when he needed you to stay and talked you out of taking millions by getting you stay. It was business to Carroll when he needed to you to stay. And it was business when he didn’t draft you although you had stayed for him. Don’t blame your self, though I understand the pain and I must say not every body learns a 20 million plus lesson about racism in one day. It’s a lot to take. Blame him.You went to him as a loved and trusted adviser but what you didn’t understand was that he was a powerful self interested white male and you were no more than a Black Beast of muscle and sinew bid win or lose for him. I know this hurts to face, but had you been more, had Pete Carroll been more of a man and valued what he had done to you or what you had done for him, knowing if he didn’t take you, then you would slide out of millions of Dollars, then he would taken HIS GUY. But you were never his guy. You were a Black Beast to be used, nothing more, nothing less.

Let me pause here, because I’m sure our audience is wondering how is this racism. I must give this context.

By now every body knows the story. Pete Carrol tells him last year comeback it won’t affect your draft status. Cool. Only problem is last year he had top 10 hype because of the Black Beast work he put in. Year starts.  USC’s shit is weak. White Male Carroll  needs Black Beast Taylor to play center field and erase mistakes by others. Wonderful, if you’re in the league and ya name is Bob Sanders. Fucked up if you’re Taylor Mays and playin’ center field takes away from your play making.

Wow. Let me first say this. I advise every one to take the money and run. Don’t ever play four years if you don’t have to. Only in an exploitative system would white males say this. Would they say this to a group of white males? A resounding no!!! You see that’s the racism. It don’t matter. Niggahs don’t need money. They get too much of it anyway. So many of them of Pro Athletes.  But white males would always rather give white males the money. Doubt me? Really? How many times you see the white male bring a black friend aboard for a job? It’s the same issue.

See that’s what I’m talking about. That’s the code, the encoding, the truth behind the great white hype. The need to help other white folk be successful because it aids the white collective of which the decision makers are a part. Sociologist once said there’s no racism only soccer sense due to an experiment where colored soccer players kicked to other soccer players more often than to white player as the white soccer players kicked to other white soccer players more often than to colored players. Yeah. Understand?

Break it down a little and apply it. Carroll wasn’t being racist he simply was kicking the ball where it was supposed to go to more efficiently bring about a winner for his boss the white owner of the Seahawks. Or Josh Lil’ Hitler McDaniels wasn’t being racist in over drafting a weak ass quarterback into millions of dollars he was just working with a comfortable situation in Bill Belichek and Urban Myer Coach of Florida recommending Tebow.

These two got together and made sure the great white hyped weak armed QB would get drafted high.

As an aside this is how I now see this as going down. Urban’s getting heat for failing to prepare Tebow for the league. And lord there was a lot of heat because he threw the ball so poorly.(as an aside to the aside, Coach Carroll isn’t taking any heat for failing to prepare and or play Taylor Mays so that he gets drafted high–the White men merely want to say we don’t know that’s the reason he slid. Bullshit the black man says.) So Urban calls up his good ole boy Belicheck and tells him I need some help with this and he has to go very high. I can’t do it, Belicheck says and gives him some excuse but the real reason he can’t is because Belicheck knows Tebows crap on a toasted Bunn. So Belichek picked up the phone and calls all of his disciples or cut buddies. Scott Pioli probably laughed at him. Bill Parcells laughed at him AND said fuck you, jes because…and even if I don’t owe you one here’s another fuck you for even thinking it. Then the call fell to Little Boy Josh who owes Belichek the world. And besides its for a white male. Behind the scenes the Belichek and Urban Meyer are empowered, running from or sense urgency because of public backlash against a system which and a coach who would use a white male for the glory of a school and the coach’s job but not help the player reap deserved rewards after by becoming a first round contender.

Always remember they, the public nor the coaches,  wouldn’t do this for a black male no matter the position. A black male gets fucked and no one cares. Taylor Mays is exhibit A.  And if I sound repetitive I am.  See they the white  men in power and the vocal white masses can  understand the need of white folk to make all that money but simply don’t see it as necessary for a black man to get paid. They pump up a weak armed quarterback Tebow who wouldn’t even make it in Arena so that he gets his money…

But the brother who was going to  be a first rounder slips cause he did what the coach who absolutely used him like a cheap ho tole em to do? We went in another direction. It was business. We had to take Earl Thomas. Pete Carroll says. Jim Mora Jr., whom I’ve never liked and hope he never gets another NFL job, says on NFLN  that Taylor Mays should have kept his mouth shut?!

This cat here shoulda kept his mouth shut instead of trying to tell Taylor Mays to keep his mouth shut. Men don't come between other men and money. That, in this instance, is quintessential racism

How dare Mora come between a man and his money. That’s right Taylor’s a black man and never had a right to that money. NFLN commentator Tommy Waddell says it’s just business. Pete Carroll’s job is to win games as coach as USC, not get him ready for the NFL. Huh? I’ll grant you that Tommy I’m not racist it’s just business Waddell but it’s not just business to Taylor Mays whose Black Beast qualities helped make USC millions of dollars in return for a paltry scholarship. Mays is a student athlete at the time in a trusting, vulnerable position. Yes he should have seen that Pete Carroll had a conflict of interest but he was the less business savy and it was no job for him. The proper thing for Carroll to say would have been I have a conflict of interest and can’t advise you. But he didn’t because he didn’t care. Pete Carroll only cared about himself.

Taylor Mays is only a Black Beast. And this was only business after all.

Fucked then. And fucked again.

And with all due respect to Tommy I’m not racist Waddell, who says make it up on the back end, Black Beast Taylor Mays  can never make back the money he missed because of slidding. It’s the way NFL contracts are right. Start with 20 mill and all the interest. Add to that the endorsement deals and so much more. Shure he can get a larger contract on his next one but he can never go back and make the money he missed. Think of it this way, he gets a thirty mill contract and balls out then gets the even bigger contract next time. Unnerstand?

Not to even mention you’re now one knee injury away from never seeing that guaranteed money, but Tim Teabow ain’t.

It’s just astronomically unbelievable that these white men would tell these lies out of school. But its just not caring about a young brother who didn’t belong to the club of white.

And young brother I don’t often do this but let me speak directly to you. For them it’s a club and they care about each other’s life. You could be the Draft/game plan/ player whisperer, quietly tweaking a team’s performance with well placed words–telling a cat how to do the blitz to help a player becomes a pro bowler, give up subtle info on draft choices who are under performing and instantly make them better, even give him the game plan to beat a team in the play offs which blew out his team only the week before, but they don’t see a need for you to get paid as they count play off game money and generally bask in glory of the profession and they still don’t feel a need to support your player(s) who deserve a shot or give you a muthafuckin’ dime despite being broke and not needing but deserving more than a dollar.

I could go on but jes let me say…They’re your friends when they need you and want you to sacrifice for them, give them the benefit of all your hard work for free and it’s just business when they fuck you. That’s what the NFL means.

Now you can only blame it on yourself. You listened to a white man who manipulated you for his own benefit and then when it came time to pay the check he did what they do so well and didn’t. There is no battle cry here no smart ending. I only pass out tips and evaluations which help make  careers, which have helped win playoff games and never got a dollar and lord I need and I’m hurt if I allow myself to be, which I don’t. I couldn’t imagine losing first round money. Millions. With a due respect to the little fat white man on NFLN Mike Lombardi who said it doesn’t matter anymore go out and play and prove you’re that kind of player, you already have and he’s truly a fat little white man for saying it.

You. You’re a Black Beast and welcome home. Don’t ever forget it, now, or on the back end.

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Shy Strippers or Way Too High: Denver Donkos and Jacksonville Pussies Smokin’ Crack and Thinkin’ They Playin’ Fantasy Football at the 2010 NFL Draft

Friday, April 23rd, 2010

I didn’t even sit there astounded. See I saw this My Way or The Highway Cat developin’. You barely older than the grown men you coachin’ and you shippin’ em out no sooner than you get there?

Laugh if you want to but it ain't gonna take much time at all until the idiots who are impowering little Hitler Josh McDaniels to destroy this team realize they are worthy of the new club name. The Denver Donkos.

AND yo’ furst name is Josh?! I wouldn’t be surprised if they find him in a smoke filled room wit’ a hooker named Mami-(that’s mommie said real fast and usually preceded by a Mira as in Meeda in Spanish not mommie as in mommy for you fools out there.) For the record he’ll totally destroy the Mules with this flame out before he’s done. David Carr, Tim Tebow type QB and it’s a wrap. See he’s got a system that’s betta than the player and…No Lil Hitler you didn’t get the memo, the Pats are sinkin’ and wit’ out the film cause they can’t steal signs and info any more they’re not really elite.  Hell officially they are chasin’ the Jets and Miami slid right by them as Chad Big Arm Henne develops. Look at who Belichek and company drafted. Pure talent burner of a corner.  No my friend talent, desire and luck rule this league. Coaching is along for the ride at a 75-25% split. And for the record again what’s 75% of Ole Weak arm’s 25% of an NFL quarterback’s velocity? 8 games out of first place and Da Rayders laughing at you under their heel. Wow. You’re an idiot. What’s worse you gave up a 2,3,and a 4 to show the world you are. Jes in case they missed it. Not quite Ricky Williams type shiii, but damn close. Only Ricky was a baller.

Lord can you see that I’m in a good mood this morning? I mean I can’t stop laughing at what the Mules did in droppin’ large change for Ole Dead Arm Teabow. And for the record fuck yo’ system,  this Cat Teabow is a Shy Stripper. Just ain’t never gonna work.

Denver fans must be madder than a black man in conflict with lil hitler for gettin' this poor excuse for an NFL quarterback.

Newsflash: This fool is not throwing bullets past Nnamdi Asomugha and only a fool would think he ever could.  Riddle me this out of your fucking mind Riddler(I’ve decided you’ve got to be because tryin’ to unnerstand why you’d give up a 2,3, AND a muthafuckin’ 4 is blowin’ my damn mind) how in the hell do you draft a man who has a weak arm and ain’t balled in the cold weather? WTF!!!! And riddle me this would any NFL team draft a black QB with an inability to throw? Hell the NFL has a track record of failing to draft black Qbs who can throw, let alone those who can’t. Shure there’s no racism in the NFL and you just doin’ your job…

You runnin’ The Mules. Man that was a real draft, not Fantasy on NFL.com. You do realize you don’t get a chance to call up Goodell and say the Bills was crossin’ they fingers. They tricked me into pickin’ him, right? And as for the Bills Football history will remember them as  Genius or lucky ass fools if they were really interested in Weak Ass Armed Teabow.  Cause behind you they drafted straight heat while you got well….

A florida quaterback (high school and college) with a weak arm who ain’t never ball out in the cold…. I know you think you can make anybody do every thing you want as an NFL QB but repeat after me…If I can’t cheat(Patriot Fake-dynasty) then……

I repeat, say it after me. Players win championships, coaches just help them. And if the player’s a shy stripper….

IT JUST AIN’T NEVER GONNA WORK.

(Thank you Nellie, for all you non rap fans who needed to know the cat who did that in a set,)

I jes can’t help but wonder how high you was last night.  Put me down for this one son, it’s my vast wealth of knowledge that My way or the highway type Cats, that whole me against the world Cats usually wind up on the highway their damn selves.

Yeah, yeah you cut off your QB. Now you cut off your WR. Errr Uh, have you noticed that your Mules have been losing a lot lately? Crack is a helluva drug. I know. I know.

And the Pussy Cats know it too. How high were they if they were sittin’ there at 10 and took Ole Karate Chop AluAlu? For the record the Karate Chop won’t work in the League. Watch him pushed out of frame every down. He’ll fit right in with that sad DLine. Sure wit’ some well placed advice I could fix it, but they ain’t a source of income, the Pussy Cats are only a source of laughter. Once again they drafted a cat WAY TOO HIGH (you gotta bold it for an affect, to get past the smoke blast at the door when it opens to the pussy lair. Na Meen?) I ain’t sayin’ he a shy stripper, but Ole Karate Chop is gonna get’ dominated way too often to be number 10.  High motor, low athleticism is a day two or three type cat and the end of both if you know what you watchin’.  Ask the Rams about draftin’ like that. They still waitin’ on Mr. Long to do something at End. I mean if you wanted him in the first. Trade down. He’d would have been there. If not maybe you would have shocked yourself and drafted someone worthy of the pick. Ole Karate Chop at 10?! Did Lil Hitler pass you the Crack Pipe while he was cookin’ the scheme to draft his shy stripper or did you go out and get your own. And for the record Karate Chop will make some plays but lord you passed up some incredible talent…for a second rounder at best. Well he’ll fit in with your #7 bust Eugene I can’t stop a car wit’ my foot on the brake Monroe and that DB you drafted in the second you probably coulda got in the 7th last year. Over drafting and passing on talent. Failed drafts. Must be the Pussy Cats passin’ round the pipe between a lil’ Pussy mating ritual. Some things don’t change. Ya’ll do know this was real and you can’t call up Goodell and say you was too busy gettin’ topped off to notice you wrote name, that it wasn’t Madden you was playin’?

Here is the Jacksonville Pussy Cats new mascot, formly the Jacksonville Jaguars.

And for the record Mules and Pussies, that laughter ain’t jes me you hear, it’s the rest of the league. Oh except Mayock who luvs Ole Karate Chop and Weak Ass Armed Teabo.

And I can’t stop laughin!!!

For the record, the Pussy Cat regime decided to go in another direction and jes run with the comedy they created at 10 by draftin' Ole Karate Chop AluAlu

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Thin Air: Toby Gerhart Is The Great White Hyped Hyped Down Or Reverse Racism in The NFL Draft are you kiddin’ me?!!!

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

I know you saw it. It was every where Race a factor into evaluation of Gerhart. Race keeping Gerhart from being drafted in the first round. I could go on but let me sum it all up by saying…

Err uh, Bullshit.

Let’s put this another way. Gerhart has less than elite speed…and before you tell me about his Indy Combine let me first tell you that when it comes to white athletes I don’t believe their times. I’ve told you before in my Taylor Mays discussion that I’ve been watching faster than reality official times  for white athletes at Indy for years. In recent discussions I’ve told you that Gerhart has less than elite foot speed, speed period and is down right pedestrian. Clearly less than an elite back. His type of running could have made it in the 70s but even by the 80s he was nothing more than a full back. With all due respect to those who think they know football, this man has no feet. He lacks the ability to make the first man miss consistently. And with all due respect to any one else, Stephen Jackson he’s not. This man may move but he has less then elite, feature back hips which are almost as important as the feet. And with all due respect to those who want to say well he runs up right like Eric Dickerson usta…

Yea right. At about half the speed.

Look. The man is simply not an NFL first string back. Period. Oh he can play in the league, clearly. But any team that thinks he really is a full blown 4.5 bowl you over RB who can stand alone and take the pitch…

Well they looking at a little less than a home run or a first down, every time. And almost any time.

Look mad white folks who rule the universe, have all the power transferred to you by virtue of skin in America–and that’s in almost every power relationship in daily existence, on the job, at school, in NFL board rooms, on NFL side lines, in writer conference rooms, basically every where except…

Well I can’t see the exception. And that’s why this blog exists.

Well mad white folk, the truth is Toby Gerhart is just a full back at best or a change up. Now shure some body might put him at running back. But he’s not Adrian Petersen, he’s not Chris Johnson, hell he’s not even Brandon Jacobs. See where I’m going with this? And with all due respect to the source in the oft quoted article, he ain’t even TJ Ducket.

Are you serious? White Males not paying a white male a lot of money just because he’s white? GTFO. Pure bullshit. Ask Tim Teabo. Hell he ain’t even 1/3 qb and they wanna pay him like he’s 4/4s Joe Montana. They wanted to crown him King. Balie me they did. But he was so horrible. Only one team would and still may. They’re idiots. The Pussy Cats… Believe me this Toby Gerhart would be pretty much the first White male in history who was qualified for the job but lost it to incredibly more qualified black candidates. Reverse racism is truly an optical white illusion.  And remember the operative word is qualified. He simply has none of the NFL skills in great quantity which the other top tier backs have. Period.

Look even if there are many who wish this Great White Hype was as good as all the great white hype, which he’s not, the truth is CJ and the boys are better. These brothers are blazing heat this year. Period. With all due respect to Great White Implied Hyper Michael Silver of Yahoo! Sports who wrote the news breaking article and said that an NFL Personnel person said race is playing in to his draft status I’m asking are you kidding me?!!! With the swiftness of  Spiller, the blazing heat of other running backs moving like low flying Jets stopping and turning on a dime, you expect me to believe he’s just as good/valuable?

In fact I’d love to know what fool of a NFL Personnel person would say that. Wait don’t tell me, if he did exist he’d have to work at Jacksonville right.

If he did exist. But some thing tells me he may be as phantom as Toby Gerhart’s value. And from where I’m sitting in reality land, that value and this reverse racism in the NFL draft argument is pretty much contrived out of thin air

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That Old Black Magic or Why The NFL Network Has To Fire The Great White Hyper Part 2

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

You know I can’t recall Mike Mayock calling a white football player slow. Do this with me now. Close your eyes and see him saying a white ball player slow.

email me and tell me which white ball player he called slow. Cause from where I’m sittin’ he’s runnin’ that Ole Black Magic and he’s got my damn head spinnin’. Or should I say the same ole’ White Magic.

Dez Bryant runs similar times to the Receiver God Fitzgerald .(4.54, 4.56, 4.61)at his work out and I see The Great White Hyper says he’s the 40’s gonna bother some teams. Hmmm…

Lets see what he says about a white 40. I won’t name the White receiver, but I will say where you can find his discussion. I’ve got it on Tivo at the rest. NFL Path To The Draft. But first let’s frame it. Texas Pro Day March 31, 2010. NFL Network Path to the Draft Broadcast, remember. Earl Thomas safety  he says runs a 4.34. Then he says but it was a fast surface, scouts will add time to that. Hmmm. Ok. Classic manipulation. But ok. Now same surface different WHITE player. Mayock says he ran a 4.54, but I don’t really care this is what he is. Same surface. But there’s absolutely no discussion of adding time to the White player’s time. We call this the white cat hook up. Straight up racism. Leveling the playing field with a little bit of… That Old Black Magic(minimizing the incredible performance of the black Beast to the detriment of the Brother and to the Benefit of the White Cat or Old White Magic as in Old Cat Mayock performing cause I say so miracles(making slow white cats seem faster and I mean if it was a fast surface what would that make the receiver running a passable receiver time which was slow enough to make teams worry when the Black Beast Dez Bryant ran it? Uh-huh. Say it wit’ me truth sayers…sssssloooowwwww.) But despite all of this the most glowing thing which is the smoking gun is Mayock failure to say that time would be added to this run… And before we leave this let me spell it out…Mayock state the following in barest terms.

Black Cat: ran 4.34 scouts will add time because of surface. Implied not a 4.3 Cat.

White Cat: ran a 4.54 on same surface, minutes later or before. STATED I don’t really care this(4.5 receiver) is what he is.

Huh? or as Astro would say RutRow. We here at the Black Beast say Bullshit racist Scoutnomics. Or hookin’ up the White Cat, again.

Now setting aside for the moment my firm belief that White folk can not believe how fast Black folk can run, their manipulation of hand timing as in the famous Taylor Mays Indy 40 as Exhibit A, and as another aside let me ask a question of the White folks:  Do you not understand that the world record in the 100 meters is now 9.63? Do you not realize that the black athlete is running faster on the whole so it makes perfect sense that football athletes are running faster. Stop lying correcting your own watches and delaying your timing to fit your idea of reality on to the athlete and seek out truth. I unnerstand you ain’t never run a 4.2 but Taylor Mays has. Hell I can at 45.

Now setting aside all of this, isn’t it clear that Mike Mayock scout extraordinaire for the NFL network told us exactly who he was with that very analysis of the 2010 Texas Pro Day….Or at least gave us a little Old White Magic which the NFL Network has to fire him for or is there a deeper agenda and the NFL Network desires as many great white Hypes as the words Are You Kidding Me?  If we see much more of this unedited racism, the answer will be clear.

Fire this Great White Hyper, now.   Jessie and Reverend A are in the wings and they’ll let you know who Mike Mayock is in ways you’ll understand.

Mike Mayock has consistently demonstrated preferential treatment toward White draft prospects

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The Magic of Great White Hype: Mike Mayock and Toby Gerhart or Why the NFL Network has to fire Mike Mayock.

Saturday, March 27th, 2010

Racism is the only thing I can  see as the reason. Or I should say jes to do the Great White Hype thing. See that’s what I’m thinkin’ when I’m sittin’ at the rest and Mayock announces that his RB rankings done changed. Weeks after the Indy combine. And isn’t he the one who keeps saying you really don’t move your board too much based upon work outs? A bad one is just a red flag?

Mayock will make this man a ton of money by saying he can be a Laron McClain when he can't. He simply doesn't have the feet nor ability

And when Mayock said Toby Gehart was now his number 4 back and pushed down two brothers, Joe Mcnight and Dexter McCluster to 5 and 5a. I wasn’t shocked. Saw right through it as Great White Hype. Saying he’s big, productive and ultimately he’s clean off the field and versatile as a full back(read he’s slow) and rb (read he’ll get the ball occasionally) now that threw me.

Just pure bullshit.

So tell me what about that pushes him above the two other brothers when he wasn’t even ranked in Mayock’s  top 5 five in the first place? Tell me? He was slow before. He was” productive” before. Yes I know he was a Heisman finalist. Fuck that mean. His numbers were not uncommon, while gaudy.  Joe Webb of UAB did something no other QB or football player  ever did before with incredibly uncommon record stats, but he’s black, won’t be considered for employment at quarterback by the NFL and wasn’t a Heisman Finalist. So am I impressed by a white male making the finals of what’s fast becoming a white award by its own making, by its own exclusion of Black Beasts? No. And no I’m not impressed by Toby Gerhart running a 4.5 official time at Indy. I’ve made clear that I don’t believe the NFL’s own stop watches at their events in my Taylor Mays post.

Look at what this man Mayock just did. He put a slower white male above some black lightening. Period. And used code word prestidigitation.  Some say racism. “Clean off the field,” he says. “He’s white and ain’t got no drama, hear.” Yes he does make mention of the medicals of some others but doesn’t mention it. And medicals can push a cat down on a board, but you bring another Cat in out of no where? Ignore Montario Hardesty who ran a 4.49 at Indy and is just as big with great production in the SEC. I could keep going. But it’s clear now. See what happened was all these white men across the country evaluating these young brothers are saying what did we miss, Mayock know something we don’t? Or is there more to what we know or don’t know? And every one of those brothers who are great athletes and deserve it above The New Great White Hyped loses value on boards in NFL war rooms. On the Great White Hyper’s sayso. Sad but true. Believe me, every thing in the league is word of mouth in evaluating the top talent. These scouts and personnel men consider more than their share of bullshit coming from idiots like the Great White Hyper. And let me speak directly now to the Great White Hyper himself: Versatility? Bull shit. And before you all start, this Great White Hyped is not faster than Beanie Wells, has much, much less than elite feet and very stiff sub standard hips for an NFL running back. But he has versatility????!!!!

Versatility is why the NFL Network has to finally fire you Mayock. The lengths to which you  will go to hype a white cat know no bounds and includes making his true position a point for improving his draft status over other better players. (full back because that’s Gerhart’s sole position in the league. John Riggins he’s not and doesn’t have  speed or ability to make the first guy miss which is the number criteria for an NFL running back–at best he’s spot duty sub. RB whose only position is full back.)

Here’s Mayock’s white hot black magic logic: The great white hype has value because he can play Full back and running back when these other men play running back. Look at it closely. This full back running back combo is just a full back. McClain of the Raven’s he’s not. Believe me. McClain is a big man who can roll. He won’t. The great white hype Toby Gerhart doesn’t have McClain’s feet.

Look just do us a favor NFLN, do a little of your own magic and make the Great White Hyper disappear.

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Brian Orakpo 2009 Hawk Black Beast Rookie of the Year Defense

Saturday, March 20th, 2010

Brian Orakpo played 3 positions for the Washington Redskins MLB, OLB, and DE in their 4 front. He had 11 sacks and covered TEs. He had a 4 sack game winning him the Defensive Hawk Black Beast of The Year award for the 2009 NFL season

I have been remiss. In all of what I’ve been doing lately I don’t believe I’ve posted this award. A conversation with a poster here revealed my oversight in my Rookie of the year awards. Let us move no further without fixing this.  Brian Orakpo played 3 positions for the Washington Redskins MLB, OLB, and DE in their 4 front. He had 11 sacks and covered TEs. He had a 4 sack game winning him the Defensive Hawk Black Beast of The Year award for the 2009 NFL season. He faced more double teams and chips than Great White Hyped Mathews and still led Rooks in sacks.

I really enjoyed watching this incredibly talented and strong cat work. It’ll be a joy to watch him in the future. As an aside I won’t compare him directly to Cushing the NFL ROTY, but I will quote myself in my disscussion with the great white hyper Mayock:

Hypin’ the great white player is your job, clearly. And its boring. predictable. You hyped Brian Cushing comin’ out of USC and he was unremarkable as a pro and a college player. He got rookie of the year based on Stats but he did what I thought he would and said at the time. He padded his stats by laying on the pile in progress. He was tied as a rookie for individual tackles but had more assists. Look it up. I’m no fool. I watched every down. Percy Harvin shoulda been Rookie of the year. Orakpo should have been Defensive Rook–most sacks and played DE, some MLB, and OLB. Including a 4 sack game. Faced Double teams, chips, etc and still won.

But we won’t let their lack of recognition define us. It is why I hand out awards. Congrats. Mr. Orakpo you are the Hawk Black Beast Defensive Rookie of the year.

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Tim The Great White Hype Teabo and The Way of The Pussy Cats…My Last Word

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

Tim Tebow is too slow to run the ball out of the NFL Backfield in the the NFL and his ball lacks accuracy and zip. So why is he the NFL's darling for Quarterback?

Word is the Great White Hype had a good work out in front of 75 people from the NFL at Florida’s pro day. I’m watchin’ Path to the draft and every body’s  talking about how incredible it is that he’s improved his stroke and got a compact delivery. What I saw was a weak ball and a twisting torso. Dan Marino he ain’t. Hell Mike Vick he definitely ain’t. Hell when the pads and pain comes he’s runnin’ for his life and or throwing duds and interceptions in the October winds, I’ll be laughing my ass off and remember all this bull shiiii I’m seein’ yall talkin’ about how good he’s gettin’.

And about that bull shiii yall talkin’ about this new delivery in a short time since the senior bowl….Great. All you people keep hypin’ the great white hype– all the intangibles–Last I checked intangibles didn’t throw lasers past Tracy Porter, by the way.  But that shii doesn’t seem to matter when you a weak armed white quarterback, apparently. Now I can’t wait to watch Teabo on and NFL field after The Pussy Cats draft him with the 10th pick–and of course they will, it’s the Pussy Cat way. And you know why I say that if you’ve been following these posts.

Bottom line, if Teabo were a black QB with the same stats at Florida he probably wouldn’t have won the Heisman and scouts would not have let him work out at QB at the Indy combine and the NFL certainly would not have shown up in droves today to watch his weak ass ball fluttering through the barely moving air of a Florida day.

Now Top Line and my last word. Please draft this weak assssssss baller.  And make him a QB. Keep me laughin. I like to laugh. And Pussy Cats please trade up and take ‘em.  It’s probably a foolish thing to do to trade up in the first round to take a fifth to seventh rounder. But hell it’s the Pussy Cat way. (As an aside everybody who thinks Teabo will slide out of the first round and be a lonely figure on t.v. in NY on the NFL network draft day don’t know the Pussy Cat way.)

Pussy Cats you drafted a 7th round tackle performer in the the top 10. Now only you would draft a free agent performing QB in the first round in the top 10. And the good part, no the great part is you think I’m out my mind. A poor, bitter, confused man. Obviously. But here’s the thing, I ain’t drinkin’ the cool aid. I ain’t down wit’ the Jaguar matin’ ritual. I was right about Monroe. I’m right about Teabo.

Don’t believe me. Hell I shouldn’t say a damn word. You might stop acting like Pussy Cats and start listening to me which would be a shame cause I love the way of The Pussy Cats. It keeps me laughing

The Jaguars are planning to entertain the NFL front offices after round one as a finale to their comedy show at #10

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